For all the differences our 50 great states have -- some are red, some are blue, some are Florida -- there's one thing they all have in common: every state has strip clubs. Hooray America!
But which states have the best strip clubs? Or better still, what’s the best strip club in each state? We decided to find out. In addition to hitting the nudie bars ourselves, we relied on the trusted recommendations of friends and family, as well as consulting the generous folks who (weirdly) feel compelled to review such establishments on Yelp and TripAdvisor.
In the end, we came up with this comprehensive, ready-to-bookmark guide to the top spot in every state to watch naked people dance.
Disagree with our choices? As always, tell us in the comments where we should be going instead.